'It's the End of the Year as We Know It...'

Paraphrasing REM... not for the first time, either...

So as the internet and Facebook and blogs everywhere fill up with end-of-the-year posts and fluffiness...  it would be churlish not to add my own contribution.

It's been a year.

No real disasters, some lovely times and some wonderful ones. A break in Amsterdam in September, a day trip to Scarborough... new friends both at home and away...  some competition wins with the writing, and lots and lots of words...

Here's to the next one...

The November Teitho Challenge...

For those who may not know, the Teitho Challenge is a monthly competition for FanFiction writers writing specifically about one or other of two main characters from The Lord of the Rings.

November's topic was 'Beginnings', and in a strong field of eight entries, any five of which I thought were better than mine, with a long story I didn't think would cut the mustard...

I won.

Now, the only prize is the fame, so let;s not get too excited, here.  But it was still great to win.

So, an impromptu story that will probably  not mean much unless you're a fan of the works of Tolkien...

We start, as ever, with the disclaimer...

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, an homage to the Lord of the Rings.  I acknowledge I have no rights of ownership to the characters or the settings and that I only own my original content and interpretations. Intended for entertainment only, I will earn no monies for this work.

Fast Friends

Summary: Legolas and Gimli entered Lothlórien barely on speaking terms, and yet were ‘fast friends’ by the time they left.  This story explains how that came about.  Bookverse and movieverse combined, rated K+ for references to bodily functions.

It started in darkness, really, in spite of all they say.  And for all we thought it would end in darkness, too, who now can tell?

Not that any will hear the full account of it; partly, it is our doing, I think, a wish to save face.

However, the records say that while in Lothlórien, Legolas Thranduilion began taking Gimli, son of Gloin, with him on his walks, so that by the time the company left, ‘they had become fast friends’.

I had neither wish, nor intention of befriending him, to my shame. And on his part, well, his own father had been my father’s guest – in our dungeons. One could hardly wonder, either, given the history of elves and dwarves, that there was no love lost between us to begin with.

Throughout the journey, we had kept to ourselves, as much as we might.  The other races – men, hobbits, each had at least one other of their kind to talk to. I had a sort of friend, at least, in Aragorn, who was familiar with the ways of elvenkind.  But Gimli? He had no-one.  He needed no-one, it seemed.  He had his axe and his taciturnity and neither, wanted, nor encouraged friends.

I think, had Gandalf not been there, matters would have been less easy… there, you see, I had almost forgot.  For all he resembled a man, Gandalf, too, was unique amongst us.

Driven into the dark of Moria, that was the first inkling I had that the dwarf was not himself hewn of stone, a granite heart beating in his breast. For when he found the tomb of his cousin, he grieved enough.

The elves know grief, of course. I wondered which was worse, to know you are meant to have forever and to see your promise cut short, or to be mortal, to be able to measure and count your years. Which really is more deserving of pity?

I had always thought it was us, the elves.

Until now.

I had seen death, of course, in my forest, how not? But with the Promise of Ilúvatar to diffuse the grief, it lost some of its sting.  But I did not know how it was for dwarves.

Or for wizards.

Gandalf fell, in Moria, and we were all bereft, broken by loss. Overwhelmed. Our leader, our unifying force, our peaceweaver, gone.

Gone.

But  for Aragorn, I think we would soon all have been gone; he rallied us, bullied us, forced us on and, at last, I at least was starting to feel safe, for there were trees again, there on the hems of the skirts of fair Lothlórien.

And as some of the horror began to recede from my heart I started to see the reality of the tragedy that is allegedly a gift; my companions’ mortality, or, rather, their response to the mortality of others.  They were always intended to be brief, temporary.  So it was hardly surprising that they projected their own fears onto the loss of Gandalf.

I could not believe he was dead, myself. But – he was still lost to us.

I realised, as I heard the hobbits weep and try to talk, that for all they were familiar with death, still, they could not believe he was dead, either.

At last we had to halt, and alongside of my grief I harboured a secret joy; we had stopped beside the fair river Nimrodel and we would have to cross.

I announced my intention to bathe my feet, odd as it seemed to my companions, but knowing the healing these waters could bring. Even to the dwarf, in whom I had so recently learned a capacity for grief that had surprised me. Now, where once I would have said surly and indifferent, he seemed to me stoic, silent and enduring, rather than simply private.

I wondered if my father had perhaps been mistaken about dwarves all these long years. Certain is it, we know the dwarves have been wrong about elves.

Pretending it was for the hobbits, I sang a part of the Lay of Nimrodel, in Westron, as Lindir of Rivendell had made it, knowing the healing worth of these songs, even when given by an amateur rather than a minstrel.

Presently, we sought the shelter of the trees, and even as I reached up into the branches, even as I knew the tree and it knew me, I heard the voice.

‘Daro!’

Kinsmen. Galadhrim, so, distant kinsmen, true.  But elves, nevertheless. Safety, for the moment.

It has been recorded elsewhere how we spent the night up in the trees, which I found comforting but which our poor hobbits found distressing.  Also elsewhere, the blindfolding of the dwarf, of all of us, myself included, elf and kinsman though I was. I protested, it was expected. But as we stopped for the night, I heard the song of the trees around me, the whispers of the grass, and my reverie was free of worry.

During the next march, our eyes were uncovered, and then I was glad I had been blindfolded, for Lothlórien presented herself in radiance like a gift. From behind me, so softly I doubt any of the others heard, Samwise muttered.

‘Well, and that’s a right eye-opener, so to speak. It’s like your birthday when they cover your eyes and then, Ta-Dah!! Surprise! There’s a party waiting for you…’

His simple expression of so similar a sentiment to my own made me smile to myself all the way round to the gates and then on to our meeting with the Lady Galadriel and Lord Celeborn, our hosts and the keepers of Lothlórien.

The Lady of the Wood looked into us all, and who knew what she saw in the others? I only knew that she almost broke my heart, if not my resolve, and when the company talked later, we learned we all had been tested, in some private, intimate way.

That night, they raised a pavilion for us with couches spread, and tired as we were, in as sorry a state as we were, still we were comforted.

***

It happened in the night.

To this day, I do not know which of them did it.  All evidence pointed to one of the hobbits; no, to one of two of the hobbits; Frodo would not have had the heart, and Sam would have found it disrespectful. So perhaps Merry, probably Pippin.

Whomever – and I say Pippin, Gimli says Merry – there could be no doubt that they would have been unaware of what they had started.

As I lay down on the couch there was a heaviness in my bones that was borne of the despair of loss and grief, and the cool testing of Galadriel.  To see – to know – to fear – that my father would be so hard-pressed, and I away, far away… yet what could one bow and two knives do amongst the hundreds being pitted against the thousands?  So I cast myself down, seeking the song of the trees through my grief, not noticing that the head of my couch and the head of another, presently unoccupied, were very close together.

I woke – I came out of reverie, that is - with a jolt, and felt something snag my hair as there was a loud snore from nearby. Whilst I was trying to discover what had tugged my head, came the noise again.  I sat up, stifling a curse as my scalp sang with swift, sharp pain, and the occupant of the adjacent couch gave a yell and also attempted to move. I found myself pulled towards him and I saw what had happened even as Gimli – for it was he – began to swear and protest.

‘Sweet Eru, Dwarf, can you not be silent? You’ll wake the company!’ I said urgently.

‘What have you done to me, you villainous elf?  Oh, my hair! My beard!’

I crawled from my bed and reluctantly drew nearer, taking the pressure off my scalp as I was finally in a position to examine my hair.

‘We have been victims of a prank, Master Dwarf,’ I said.  ‘Whilst we rested, someone has braided our hair together. And they have included your beard.’

‘What…? Well, better cut our way free, then – don’t mind the loss of hair, but mind my beard… pass me one of those knives of yours…’

‘Do not even think about it!’ I spat. ‘Or else I will cut my way free by taking your head off your shoulders, even if it means I must carry it around with me in a bag…’

A low chuckle interrupted what could have rapidly grown into a violent argument. We looked over – tried to look over – at the sound.

Aragorn sat looking back at us, a half smile on his face, glinting in his eyes.

‘This is not amusing,’ I hissed.

Gimli nodded, then growled as the motion jarred us both.

‘Will you keep still, Master Dwarf?’

‘Will you still your noise, Elf?’

‘Come, now!’ Aragorn got to his feet and walked round the couches to crouch at our backs.  ‘You two need to relax.’

‘Relax?’ Gimli demanded.  ‘When I’m all tangled up in an elvish enchantment?’

‘It was not my doing!’

‘I think it’s more like hobbit mischief than elf magic,’ Aragorn said.  ‘You’re well and truly stuck fast, my friends, first braided together and then your tormentor has dripped wax over the whole of the lower portion of the braid…’

‘What?’ I was horrified.  ‘But – oh… the damage… Aragorn, please! Hot water, quickly!’

He chuckled again.

‘Oh, I do not think so! I think this is just what we need, a little light relief.  Seeing you two tied together by the hair in the morning is bound to brighten our hobbits, at least a little.’

‘And I do not doubt our other Man will be delighted, too,’ Gimli muttered.

‘Come; try, at least for now.  Perhaps it’s what you need, to understand one another a little better, to spend more time together. Now, go to sleep!’

‘I need a comfort break first,’ I said.

‘Oh, wonderful!’ Gimli threw his hands into the air.  ‘I suppose I have to accompany you to the latrines?’

‘There is always my offer to remove your hair at the neck,’ I said, getting to my feet and holding the braids close to my head to ease the pressure.

‘Ai-oi! Steady on there! A plague on elvish bladders! Now, a dwarf, on the other hand, can go a full sun-round without the need…’

Listening to a diatribe on the endurance of dwarven bladders was rather off-putting, and the dwarvish comments on other aspects  of the process were hardly fit for polite company, but nevertheless I was presently comfortable again and once more we settled on our couches, now drawn even closer together to minimise the discomfort of our respective heads being tugged.

I was on the brink of reverie when I was brought back by a pull on the braid.

‘Hey, Elf! Legolas!’

‘What now, Master Dwarf?’

‘My turn.’

‘Your turn?’ I sat up too swiftly, causing us both to wince. ‘And what of the legendary capacity of dwarven bladders?’

‘Doesn’t work so well when we’ve been drinking Elvish wine. Stuff’s so insipid the body can’t wait to be rid of it.’

‘Ah.  Why did you not say so before?’

‘Didn’t need to before. Do now. Come on, get a move on! In urgent need, here!’

And so we went through the whole performance, so to speak, again, with the exception that I did not comment about any aspects of  the procedure, instead holding to a dignified silence and keeping to myself the new knowledge that, yes, it looked as if we elves were definitely the more blessed of the Children of Ilúvatar.

By the time we regained our couches, we had more-or-less learned how to walk without snagging the braid. It entailed walking close to one another, as if we were confidants, and the disparity in heights meant I sometimes had to tip my head down. But our braid rode between us, the light gold of my hair lifting the darker strands of his, so that it was as if I, through my hair, was leading a child by the hand. A very unlovely, sweary child, but nevertheless…

There was not much left of the night, and even though the dwarf was muttering about tiredness, and the lumpiness of the beds, I was glad to try to relax into reverie once more.

Laughter brought me out of reverie, laughter and cursing.  The laughter was from Merry and Pippin, and the profanity, of course, from the dwarf.

‘Look at this, Master Frodo,’ I heard Samwise exclaim.  ‘There’s been some mischief in the night and no mistake!’

‘Mischief indeed,’ Aragorn said. ‘Our hosts left food for us; come and eat, you two. If you can move.’

I would not normally have sat beside the dwarf; Aragorn being a sort of friend, I had usually placed myself near him, or with Frodo and Sam, whose interest in all things elvish did, at least, form a subject of conversation. But today, perforce, Gimli was my very close neighbour.

He grumbled about the food, which made it seem all the better to me. There was not enough meat, and the bread was too fluffy, not substantial enough. And the water was nice, yes, but it was water and was there no ale here?

‘At breakfast?’ I asked.

‘Why not?’ he retorted.

Presently, I had finished eating, but had to wait, of course, for Gimli to finish his own meal. Aragorn watched with weary amused eyes, seeing my impatience. Oh, I know – I am an elf, I have forever, what is a quarter hour more or less? All I would say to you, is – spend that quarter hour with one who is determined to find fault with everything and who blames you by association, and you will see.

‘Would you care to come for a walk with me, Master Dwarf?’ I asked, not particularly loudly, but clearly enough that Aragorn and at least one of the hobbits had heard me. ‘For I have long wished to wander amongst the trees of Lothlórien, famed in song amongst the elves of the Greenwood.’

Gimli glanced across under darkling brows. For all his uncouthness, his swearing and his dislike of all things elven, he was no fool, and he must have realised that to refuse such a polite and wistful request would sound churlish. He must also have realised that I knew it, too. He made a guttural sound deep in his throat – oh, sweet Eru, he was about to start growling again…

Except his shoulders heaved and he let out a series of short, loud laughs.

‘Oh, Master Elf, what pretty words you use! Aye, I’ll take you walking, if you wish.’

‘That was not quite what I meant, but I thank you.’

‘Not what you meant? Well, there’s just the one strand of my hair and beard in the braid – that means my hair is stronger and I’m in charge…’

‘Really? Yet I am taller, and with two of the three strands, I – and my hair – outnumber you…’

‘Just go for your walk, you two,’ Aragorn said.  ‘And try not to start another conflict; we have enough on our plates at the moment…’

We set off, side-by-side.  I set a slow pace, reigning in my eagerness to run through the long, bright grass from sheer joy with difficulty.  Even in winter the sward was long and verdant and enticing.

‘Where are we off to, then?’ Gimli grumbled.

‘Back to where we can see Cerin Amroth. You will remember the song of Nimrodel? Well, the stories tell that Amroth lived here, in a flet high in the tree…’

He made a humphing sound, unimpressed.

‘It always strikes me as sad,’ I went on.  ‘Nimrodel wanted somewhere she could live in peace with Amroth, and so was lost, travelling to the Havens. Had she been content to trust Amroth to keep her safe, perhaps their story would have been happier. Who now can say?’

‘I say it sounds as if your precious elf-lady should have been a bit less demanding, then she wouldn’t have got herself lost!’

‘And you think so, really? I have heard that dwarven ladies are far harder to please, and often will eschew all offers of courtship simply from pique…’

‘Aye? And what would you know about it, you lightweight, pointy-eared, judgemental…’

Judgemental? It was he who began it! But for the sake of harmony, I bit back an angry retort; I did not wish to disturb the peace of Lothlórien.

‘So much of what we elves hear of dwarves is rumour and report; my knowledge, such as it is, comes only from the gossip of men from Lake Town,’ I said softly.  ‘I would be happy to learn more; if I am wrong, I am ready to be corrected.’

‘It will be the first time an elf listened to a dwarf…’

‘Then let us make history, you and I.’

‘You would not hear me properly; you would simply laugh and make a song of it.’

‘It is true, it is our way to preserve matters in song, for it is how we record the emotion of a story as well as the words.  But I assure you, the elves of the Greenwood do not make light of serious matters, unlike, perhaps, some of those in other settlements. Come, Master Dwarf.  Explain to me, and I promise I will neither make a song of it, nor laugh.’

And so, as we walked through the fragrant grass towards where I could look back towards Cerin Amroth, Gimli talked and I listened as he explained how there were few dwarf women, and many preferred their craft to marriage, and how dwarves themselves were often too preoccupied with their work to consider family life.  I must confess to becoming a little lost amongst all the intricacies of who was related to whom and what the implications of that was for potential choice of spouse, but if there is one thing I have learned at the court of my father, it is to listen politely under extreme duress.

‘I think I see,’ I said finally.  ‘It is not, then, that dwarven women are difficult to please, more that they – all dwarves – take marriage so seriously that they prefer to wait, to be certain, than to make a mistake.’

‘Simply put, laddie, but pretty much.’

‘As do elves, for that matter. So our two kinds have that in common, at least, that we both value love too well to treat it lightly.’

We reached the foot of a lush hill and began to climb slowly up. Around our feet  a few golden stars of elanor glittered  - nowhere near as many as on Cerin  Amroth – and  the tall stems of the pale niphredil waved delicately in the breeze.

Gimli sneezed.

‘Damn weeds,’ he said, and the brief moment of common understanding was over.  ‘Wonder how long we’re going to be stuck here…’

I speeded up the hill, determined to ignore the grumbling and take as much pleasure in the place as possible. It did, after all, look across to where Amroth the king had lived, and I felt part of a living story.  For me, who until very recently had not known for certain that any of my distant kin still lived in Lothlórien, it was almost magical.

I sat on the slope looking down, so that my unwilling companion had to sit also.  The air was beautiful, soft and clear, timeless and fragrant and I felt myself relax, almost forgetting the indignity of being joined at the hair to a dwarf when a tug on the braid startled me back to alertness.

‘Yes, Gimli?’

‘How long are we going to sit here? This ground is damp and I am not quite as waterproof as I would like… seems like a daft place to stop for a rest…’

‘But it is beautiful! The vista… the landscape flowing, the greens and golds and whites…’

‘Damp.’

I sighed.

‘You do not like the food, you do not like the water, you grumbled about the beds being hard, the grass is too green, the ground is damp… you do not like the wine, although you drank enough of it… is there anything about Lothlórien that you do not dislike, Master Dwarf?’

He scowled for so long that I thought I had offended him again.

‘Actually, yes, there is,’ he said. ‘The Lady of the Wood. I thought I was looking at an enemy, and saw only compassion in her eyes, not hate.’

‘And you like her for that?’

‘Aye.’

I turned my head as well as I could to look at the dwarf, seeing him with fresh eyes.

‘And what are you staring at now, laddie?’

‘A different person from the one I thought I was looking at.  Gimli, many people who find compassion in someone they expected to hate would be angry at being denied a reason to carry on with their hatred.’

He laughed.

‘That’s true enough. It can be hard indeed to know when to stop the old suspicions.  Come on.  Too damp to stop here any longer. I need to get my bones moving again. And no doubt you’ll be needing a little comfort break…’

‘I? I am fine… perhaps the legendary endurance of dwarves is rather more legendary than factual after all in this respect…?’

‘It’s probably the damp.’

***

We went back to the pavilion at lunchtime and endured the amused looks from Boromir and the light-hearted teasing of Merry and Pippin in dignified silence.

At least, I did. The dwarf was not so reticence.

‘I’d like to see you two tangled together by the hair and forced to get along!’ Gimli said, glowering at Pippin.

‘Oh, we know all about it,’ Pippin answered.  ‘Only it wasn’t braids that tied us together.  Me and Merry fell asleep in the Green Dragon one evening…’

‘It had been a long day,’ Merry corroborated.  ‘And I must have just put my head down on the table for a minute…’

‘And the next thing we knew, they’re calling time, and we gets up to move and someone had fastened our belts together. So when Merry went to go one way and I went the other, we crashed down over the bench…’

‘Knocking one of the lesser Bracegirdles flying amongst the pots…’ Merry added.

‘We were barred. For two whole days.’ Pippin finished.  ‘Still, at least we were able to undo our belts easy enough.’

‘Well, I think our elf and dwarf look rather sweet. Like two children told to stay together so they don’t get lost,’ Boromir said.  ‘And for certain we will not lose you, so odd a pair are you together… a bearded child in the care of a wisp of a guardian…’

Although the sentiment was not much different from my own previous thought, it was expressed rather mockingly, I thought.  There was something in Boromir’s tone that sounded high-handed and patronising, something sharp in his eye that suggested he would enjoy provoking the dwarf.  And, if the dwarf was going to be giving out negative emanations of anger and rage, it was bound to upset my peace of mind.

‘So where was it you wanted to drag me off to this afternoon?’ Gimli said loudly. ‘And if it’s such a long way, shouldn’t we set off now?’

He jumped up, snagging my hair, and I hurried to my feet. Of course, I hadn’t suggested going any such expedition, but all he was trying to do, I realised, was avoid staying where we would be the butt of everyone’s jokes.  And perhaps he was right; it was much better to take ourselves away from the company and wait out the time until we could surreptitiously free ourselves from our braided chain in as much privacy as possible.

‘I thought you might like to see the talans,’ I said. ‘And the ground will be less damp, as we climb.’

I did not speak again until we were out of earshot of the company.

‘How long does Aragorn want us to be like this?’ I sighed.  ‘Just to raise the spirits of the company?’

‘Aye, it seems a hard burden to bear.’ Gimli paused for a moment and then guffawed his big, hearty laugh.

‘What’s amused you?’ I asked.

‘Well,’ he said.  ‘It could have been worse.  One of us could have woken up braided to Boromir.’

***

If you consult the histories of the time, they will say only that I spent much of my time amongst the Galadhrim and often took Gimli with me – not that, perforce, we were chained together at the head. For this I am most grateful, and I think Gimli is, too. Besides, at such a moment of seriousness, to have to report such an apparently frivolous episode would have spoiled the narrative, I think.

That afternoon, as I wandered in peace with my attached companion beside me, now grumbling, now asking almost intelligent questions, we found a point of truce, although neither of us would have admitted it; it was us against the rest of the company, and we began to consider whether or not we could be allies against them.

We walked through the trees, pausing here and there so that I could lay my hand on the bark of a mallorn and sense its gentle energy, he muttering away to himself, until we had gone far into the woods, following a stream that chuckled and gurgled between the trees.

‘Can we sit?’ he asked.

‘Of course. But here, near to the stream, I am afraid the ground might be too damp…’ I glanced around, seeking alternatives and spotted a flat platform peeking through the golden leaves of a nearby mallorn.  ‘I promised you a talan.  Would you like to climb up?’

‘No, and I thank you.  Don’t want to intrude on any of the Galadhrim.’

Laughing voices came down from the canopy where I had seen the flet.  I could only be glad they did not speak in the common tongue, or I fear Gimli would have been up into the talan like a squirrel up a tree, only with deadly intent and axes drawn.

‘Tell your little friend that we would not brook intrusion in any case; we have our own matters to discuss.’

‘Although it is very wise of you to keep him close, as humans do with their tame canines so they do not frighten other creatures!’

‘What was all that about?’ he asked.

Never since my father had ordered to me to be as insulting as possible to the father of the dwarf at my side had I heard such rudeness from elven mouths; I wondered if the Lady Galadriel knew how her elves comported themselves when she was not listening.

I should have realised, of course – as should the impolite elves above – that Galadriel was always listening.

For the sake of dignity, of not having the dwarf explode in rage and amuse the two invisible Galadhrim further, I paraphrased.

‘They say we would not be interested in their idle gossip, and that they are glad I am showing you around.’

‘Ah. Because it sounded less than friendly to me.’

‘I do not know how it is with dwarves,’ I said, heading away from the talan and seeking higher, drier ground, ‘but with elves we are of several kinds.  Simply because I am an elf does not mean I am like these Galadhrim. You have seen Lord Elrond and his folk; they are Noldor.  And those who came with me to Rivendell, they are Silvan.  While the Lord of the Golden Wood greeted me as a distant kinsman, we Sindar of the Greenwood are, I assure you, very different from these elves.’

We were some way from the talan now, and I was pretty sure we were out of earshot of the insolent elves.

‘So it was an insult, then?’

‘I do not know the ways of these elves,’ I said, hoping to silence him.

‘Aye.  An insult. And, considering the way you spoke to my father once, it must have been a pretty bad one…’

‘Oh look, there is a seat beside the little waterfall over there. Somewhere dry for you to sit…’

‘Aye,’ he repeated.  ‘It must have been pretty bad…’

We gained the seat. After a few moments in which I silently contemplated the beauty of the cascade and pondered the ever-flowing channels of energy in the world, Gimli broke the silence.

‘Concerning the harsh words between yourself and my father…’

‘It was long ago and I was younger then. Foolish, unwise, ungentle with my words to other races… there were standard orders to be discouraging with strangers…’

‘Yet he remembers you saved his life. The lives of all of them. I was but going to say that I am glad he had lived to be insulted by a blonde pointy-eared pretty boy rather than become spider soup…’

‘Pointy-eared pretty boy?’ I echoed.

He guffawed.

‘So, I am repaid in full for the words you said when you looked at the picture my father carried…’

‘Well, if that will satisfy you… all I can say is you do not seem to have had much practice at insulting elves…’

‘I’ve never really had the opportunity, laddie.’

‘I apologise,’ I said.  ‘For my words to your father concerning yourself and your mother.’

‘Don’t worry over it,’ he said with a grin I could only just make out through the beard.  ‘I’m sure the rest of our journey will give me chance to work on my elf-offending skills.’

I laughed, grateful he was prepared to let the matter rest there, and we sat in silence for a few moments more, contemplating the gentle voice of the cascade.

‘Strange thing, the sound of running water,’ he said.  ‘Always seems to connect straight with my kidneys…’

‘And once more the legendary capacity of dwarves is proven to be just that,’ I sighed. ‘A legend of unfounded magnificence.  Come on.  We are a long way from the latrines but there is a conveniently thick thicket yonder.’

Presently, once my companion was comfortable again, we wandered through the trees towards the crown of the hill.

‘So, what do you know about the wonderful queen of the woods, then?’ Gimli asked.

‘Not much, to my regret.  As I have said, my kin were kin to Celeborn, long ago.  In truth, Aragorn seems to know more of Lothlórien and its inhabitants than I, loath though I am to admit it.  But the stories are that Lady Galadriel went to the Undying Lands, and chose to sail back to Middle Earth, for adventure’s sake, and that she met Lord Celeborn equally long ago.’ 

‘Well, she doesn’t look old; she is very lovely, and her words gentle with me when I did not expect such courtesy.  And she seemed very knowing, somehow.’

‘She is reputed in legend to have great wisdom… and I do not mean the same kind of legend in which dwarven attributes feature, Gimli!’ I added hastily.

He laughed, and to my surprise, another voice joined in, low and merry, and the Lady herself stepped forward through the trees.

‘Well met, Thranduilion, and Master Gimli,’ she said.  ‘I hear you do not find quite everything in my woods to your liking.’

‘Ooh.’ Gimli stopped bowed low, almost pulling me off-balance.  ‘I’d say it’s growing on me, your majesty… my lady… um…’

She laughed again, her voice clear and joyful.

‘Come, walk with me a little,’ she said.  ‘For we have many ancestors in common, and I know it will delight you to speak of them as much as it will please me to hear of them.  Oh, but Legolas! You will perhaps not be quite so eager for such a discussion.’

‘Whatever pleases you, my lady,’ I said.  ‘But I must perforce be your companion, whether welcome or not, at present.’

‘Yes, I heard the tale of the prank in the night.’  She reached out to lift the tangled braid and laid it on her palm to cover it with her other hand.  Her lips moved silently, and when she dropped her hands we found ourselves disentangled, unencumbered, separate.  ‘There! What mischief has joined together, I have now put asunder.  You are free to go your separate ways once more, and your hair, Legolas  – and your fine beard, Gimli – are quite undamaged.’

I bowed and offered thanks.

‘If you will excuse me, then, I will be glad to leave you to your walk.  Good day to you.’

‘Or,’ Gimli said, ‘you could tag along behind.  You never know, you might learn something.’

‘You do not need a chaperone, surely?’ I said. ‘I have no wish to intrude.’

‘But you would not be intruding,’ Galadriel said.  ‘And, besides, there are some Galadhrim I wish to embarrass – they were very impolite to you earlier, to both of you, and y]our walking together will forewarn them that they are in serious trouble.’

‘What exactly did they say? Gimli asked, holding back for a moment.

‘I forget,’ I lied.

We took gentle paths back the way we had come, Gimli and the Lady talking easily like old friends, but not forgetting me entirely, so that more than once Galadriel would say: ‘That was in the time of your great-grandfather, Legolas,’ or ‘I remember hearing how your father fought, so bravely, when his own father fell…’ so that I did not feel excluded.

And as the afternoon wore on, more and more, it seemed, Galadriel would raise a topic, and Gimli would begin to talk, and the Lady would find a point of relevance to my own forest, or family, or habits, and encourage me to offer my opinion, so that by the end of the walk, when we neared the ring of trees around the pavilion once more, the dwarf and I were talking freely and easily and finding more in common than we could ever have expected.

‘So here I will bid you farewell for the moment, my friends,’ she said.  ‘Now all you need to cement your friendship is to have a battle contest together, and a drinking contest together.  We will speak again before you leave, both of you, and I.’

***

I may have been mistaken, but it seemed to me that while the rest of the company were glad to see Gimli and I disunited once more, Boromir was less than delighted.

‘That did not take long!’ he exclaimed.  ‘And which of you made the sacrifice? Legolas, it looks as if your delicate tresses are intact… and as for our good dwarf’s splendid beard…’

Came a growl, harsh and fearl. Everyone looked over at where Gimli and I were sitting. The dwarf shrugged.

‘Don’t look at me; I’m not the one snarling…’

Ah. I tried to pretend I had only been clearing my throat.

‘Our friends are untethered again, does it matter how?’ Aragorn asked.

‘I care not.’ Boromir shrugged.  ‘I still think it was a lot of fuss over nothing – a few moments’ work with a knife…’

Gimli got to his feet.

‘Did you say something about a glade you thought I might like, Legolas?’ he asked casually.  ‘Flowers, or something?’

‘Indeed,’ I answered, picking up the same casual tone.

‘Oh, and so now our brave dwarf is off to look at the flowers!’ Boromir laughed.  ‘And with an elf, no less!’

‘May we join you?’ Frodo asked, an impulsive note to his voice. ‘Sam is a keen gardener, but, as you know, would not think to put himself forward…’

‘Aye,’ Gimli said, a twinkle of amusement in his eye.  ‘The flowers grow for everyone, do they not? Why not, then?’

‘Can we come?’ Pippin asked. ‘Me and Merry?’

‘You would be welcome,’ I said. 

‘It is not often one has the chance to look at the blooms of Lothlórien these days,’ Aragorn said. ‘I’ll make up the party, Pippin. Just to keep you and Merry from mischief.’

We set off, leaving Boromir in solitary splendour in the pavilion. Once we were well out of mortal’s earshot, I turned to Gimli – at my side once more, although no longer through necessity.

‘Which flowers were you wanting to look at?’

He shrugged.

‘I don’t know, those white ones that made me sneeze, does it matter?’  He glared at the four hobbits and Aragorn.  ‘I hope you were not all hoping for a botany lesson – I just wanted to get away from that insufferable, closed-minded, high-handed…’

‘And you think I didn’t?’ Aragorn said with a grin.  ‘With all due respect to the flora of Lothlórien, and the undoubted interest of some of the party, I must confess I myself merely wished to distance myself from the opinions of our stalwart Man of Gondor!’

We walked in comfortable silence for a good while until I finally found some niphredil for everyone to look at. Sam had more questions than I had answers concerning it, of course.

‘I do not know the plant’s habit,’ I said with regret.  ‘I only know that it still blooms in our songs, far away in the Greenwood.’

Perhaps something in my tone alerted the Dwarf; possibly our enforced proximity, brief though it had been, making us both more aware of the other’s mood.  Or it may simply have been a lucky guess. Whatever the reason, while the four hobbits examined the niphredil, and Aragorn lounged against a tree, Gimli sought me out.

‘Never fear, laddie,’ he said.  ‘Your father and all his fierce elves, and mine and our doughty dwarves… if there’s any orc-trouble back home, they’ll soon see them off between them, you see if they don’t.’

‘Dwarves and elves fighting side-by-side,’ I said.  ‘Who would have thought it?’

‘Me, never!’ Gimli admitted.  ‘Not before Moria, at least.  I saw you had my back, laddie.’

‘Only because you had mine,’ I said.  ‘It would have been ill-mannered not to.’

***

As we returned to the pavilion, the evening meal was being laid. Generally, those serving us had been discreet, leaving us to ourselves out of courtesy.  But this time, they stayed, the two laying the meal approaching Gimli and me, and a third, who was obviously in charge of them, watching as they bowed and, in stilted, learned-by-rote common speech, offered an apology in voices I recognised from the flet high in the trees earlier.

‘For although it is our way to be wary of strangers, we need reminding it is also not our way to be rude to them. How may we make amends?’

‘Well, you can start by providing some decent ale at breakfast,’ Gimli said.  ‘And as for the wine you serve at other times, are you sure we’re getting the best stuff?’

‘All will be as you request,’ the observing elf said, stepping forward and bowing.  ‘And these two are off to perform latrine duty now for a moon’s round to give them time to consider the wisdom of being polite to strangers.’

Probably with the fuss of the apologising elves, we didn’t notice until later that someone was missing.  Frodo noticed first.

‘Where is Boromir?’ he asked.

‘Can’t say I care, especially,’ Gimli said.  ‘After all, he’s no loss at present.’

‘You put me in a difficult position,’ Aragorn said. ‘I feel I should defend him, explain something of Boromir’s situation.  But I must confess, I would find it hard to do at the moment.  Well, he will come back when he is hungry, no doubt.’

We were talking about settling for the night when the elf who had overseen the apology earlier came to us.

‘Your pardon,’ he said with a bow.  ‘But I think you are missing a companion?’

‘Indeed we are,’ Aragorn replied.

‘Well, he is found. Perhaps you will come and see?’

Of course, we all went to see.

He led us into the quieter, darker areas of the forest, not far from the latrines, explaining as we went.

‘You, Legolas, will know many matters concerning spiders and woodlands. We have our own species here, much smaller than those of Mirkwood, of course, their bodies hardly larger than the eye of a daisy… but it is the time of year when these spiders form colonies for the winter, and they weave their webs together, making them stronger than usual. They are known for stringing these webs across pathways and open spaces to capture the ground insects that come out in the cooler weather.’

We began to hear voices now, the insulting elves and Boromir, from the direction of the latrines, and arrived to find the aftermath of an incident…

It appeared that our Man of Gondor had been on his way for a comfort break when he had fallen foul of one of the webs and land in one of the more unsavoury areas, stunning himself in the process. Then, while he lay unconscious in the mire, the colony of spiders had come to wrap their apparent pray in more webs, his head and hair coming in for particular attention.

Waking with a headache in such noxious circumstances, Boromir had called for aid and the elves had hastened to his side. Now they were attempting to raise him and becoming increasingly besplattered themselves in the process.

I had to admit it gave me the most wonderful sense of justice.

‘As well as the Man’s friends, I have brought hithlain,’ the elf with us said, casting out a rope. ‘I suggest once you are free, that you all visit the cascade and wash.’  He turned back towards us again. ‘I do hope your Man does not place any ritual or spiritual significance to his hair, for it will be nigh impossible to completely wash out the webs, and then, considering where he fell, also…’

‘Oh, I do not think so,’ I said as with a sucking plop Boromir was hauled free and stood, dripping and sticky and glowering… and listening.  ‘He is certainly quite cavalier concerning the hair of other races.’

Gimli and I watched in satisfaction as the elves led Boromir away towards the cascade.  My companion laughed quietly to himself, and I tried not to smirk; it was undignified, unbefitting to an elf.

But that did not stop me from a certain gentle enjoyment.

When Boromir was returned to our camp, much cleaner and with rather shorter hair, Gimli and I were surprised when he came over and sat near our couches.

‘So I suppose you’re happy now?’ he said.

‘No,’ I said.

‘Yes,’ Gimli replied, possibly with more honesty.

‘I do not know how it is with dwarves,’ I said, ‘or with men. But to an elf, our hair is connected with our identity.  Our braids can tell our marital status, our warrior achievements, which company we fight in, our family allegiance, our stage of life.  To cut the hair is tantamount to saying that we do not recognise our history, our sense of self. Even to lose a few strands to be free of a braid made in jest would have damaged my self-respect..  I know it was done in innocence, however, and so I bear no grudge.’

‘And with dwarves, it is similar,’ Gimli said.  ‘Since elves do not have beards, and men seem unable to achieve proper ones, we don’t expect understanding from less-blessed races.  But back home, mess with my beard and I’ll have your hand off, if not your arm.  Or your head.’

‘I can see we have much to learn from each other,’ Aragorn said, coming to stand near us.  ‘And, hearing this, it is to be hoped you bear no ill-will to whomever performed this prank?’

I shrugged.

‘How could they know, unless they were an elf, or a dwarf?’

‘What the elf said,’ Gimli growled. ‘But… they know now. And I know they know now so if anything else happens…’

***

It didn’t of course.  And for all the long road that lay ahead of us, Gimli and I were barely parted, except in the heat of battle.  At Helm’s Deep, there we had our first battle contest, and I was glad to cede Gimli the victory… and, since I won the drinking contest, it was fair enough.

So there we were, at the point of battle again, perhaps the last one, who could say? And I was daydreaming, wool-gathering... no. No, spending my last moments before the fray with memory and contemplation, ever my friends and companions of old.  Many days had passed since Boromir was alive, and taunting me and Gimli about our braid, and almost as many since Gandalf returned to us.

And so we stood on a hill, at the end of all things, and I thought of beginnings.

At my side the dwarf muttered something.

‘Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf…’

In spite of the tension of the moment, I smiled.

‘What about side by side with a friend?’ I said.

Gimli looked up. ‘Aye, I could do that,’ he said.

And then the blur of battle, and far away the hobbit Frodo managed to destroy the Ring of Power, and Mordor fell, and the ground shook…

Somehow, we came through it all, as did our friendship.

Our friendship, which began with a prank.

And we still do not know who did it.

No, no, no more Mo...

Thank goodness today is the 30th November! We both hate the Mo! It probably wouldn't have been so bad if Himself had trimmed it, but, oh, no. If we were going to Mo, we were going to Mo with complete abandon...

And we did.

Just a recap: Day One:

 Day Eight:

 Day Fifteen:

 Day Twenty Two:

And for comparison: Day Thirty again

:We're staying up until midnight to shave it off at one minute past...

A Monday story, first in a while...

Mostly because I'm working on several long projects, I haven't been writing so many short stories and keeping up with one a week is just a bit much if I'm to keep the quality up.

But there is one I haven't posted yet. It was written for the British Libraries' Pathfinder Projects to commemorate  World War I. The Leeds project included an in-depth look at the Gledhow Scrapbook, a compilation made by Edith Cliff, Matron of the Hall when it was a convalescent hospital for the injured ranking soldiers. We had a trip out to the hall...

In the scrapbook is a poem. 'Lady Maude', which tells the story of a typical, fictitious VAD - a body of volunteer nurses who looked after the soldiers.  That, combined with the fact that the soldiers had a mascot doll dressed up in uniform and bandaged as if injured, formed the backbone of the story.

Looking for Lady Maude

‘She weary toils from morn ‘til night

With heavy eyes and cheeks so white,

She suffers from a “Housemaid’s Knee”,

The Lady Maude – a VAD…’

Where was Lady Maude? He kept looking for her.  Ever since he had heard one of the VADs reading out the poem a few days ago, he had tried to find her. It was important to keep occupied while he was like this, and as all he could do was stare, he stared into the face of every VAD who came near him, just to check if it were Lady Maude.

They had put him with two others who seemed to share the same affliction; he thought of them as Tommy and Jock.  Tommy was a strong looking fellow with strange, blond hair that was definitely not regulation. He, too, had sergeant stripes, but there was an odd, feminine cast to his mouth.  A sergeant shouldn’t look like that, flowing hair and strange rosebud lips.  It wasn’t natural.  Jock was a little chap, small and dark with intense eyes that had seen too much.  He wore his Highland Regiment cap at a jaunty angle, but he was in regular fatigues like the rest of them, no kilt, no socks with clocks.

He didn’t know what regiment Jock was from, or Tommy, for that matter.  He wanted to ask, but Jock and Tommy didn’t say much.  Didn’t say anything, not even when the VADs came to check on them.  None of them said anything.  Like Jock and Tommy, he had no voice, either, so he couldn’t even ask if he’d got their names right.

Maybe they didn’t know their names; he hadn’t known his, until one of the VADs, after settling him more comfortably in his chair one day, turned to her colleague.

‘Who’s this, then? Doesn’t he have a name?’

‘Of course he has a name! This is Sergeant Michael Cassidy.  You’re a terribly brave soldier, aren’t you, Sergeant?’ the second VAD had said. 

She stroked his hair, but he couldn’t feel it.

He couldn’t feel anything.

***

One day, Michael realised he had dark hair.

This morning’s VADs – neither of whom had been Lady Maude – had sat him near the window with a kind word, and once they had gone, he realised he could see his own reflection there.  He had dark hair that curled in a boyish fashion, and dark, staring eyes with long eyelashes.

The VADs had taken Tommy and Jock away, and he wondered why. They hadn’t said.

Sometimes he wondered what was wrong with him, other than not being able to talk. Other than being confused as to who he was and why he was here.

He stared, unblinking, at his reflection in the window, at the window…

Through the window, at grass, and trees, and gravel paths.  He wondered if it was crunchy underfoot, noisy and rough, and how hard it was to get along it in a bath chair.  He could see one now, the soldier in it was smiling, delighted to be in a bath chair with a VAD struggling to push him along.  Rough.  The gravel must be rough since it seemed very difficult to push the soldier.  He wondered if the VAD was Lady Maude, but she was too far away to be sure.  He knew he would recognise her, though, when he saw her.

He noticed two familiar figures with the soldier; Tommy and Jock.  He was startled to see that Jock’s right arm was in a sling, and Tommy had a bandage around his left knee.

On a table beside Michael’s seat was a book, the scrapbook from which the VADs had read the poem about Lady Maude.  Today, though, he saw a group photograph of many soldiers, gathered outside the house – an impressive building, very beautiful with huge windows.  Perhaps he was looking out of the very same window now? It was a comforting thought, even though he was sure it was wrong.

At the side of the photograph was a handwritten list detailing the names of the soldiers and their injuries.  As he looked it over, he wondered whether Tommy was Pte Green (sprained knee).  And Jock? Was he perhaps Pte Baker (gunshot wound, right arm)?

He wished he could ask them.

He wished they could tell him.

He wondered if they even knew; after all, he hadn’t known his own name before the VAD had said it.

‘Oh, Sergeant, are you left inside on your own?’

The voice was gently brisk, if there was such a thing; another of the VADs. She bent over him and he looked into her face.  Kindness, gentleness, exhaustion… he saw them all there. Could this be Lady Maude?

But no.

‘Corporal Millar’s looking a little glum.  Why don’t you sit with him for a while, cheer him up?’

Carefully she lifted him from his chair.  Was he paralysed as well as mute? Certainly, he couldn’t feel anything, any touch of her arms around him as she bore him away.

‘We just need to sort out a dressing for you first; can’t have you appearing amongst the men without your wound dressed, can we, Sergeant?’ she said, carefully settling him down while she deftly bandaged his foot.  ‘There. Is that better?’

She bore him off again without waiting for an answer, which was perhaps a good thing, as he couldn’t feel the dressing, or the injury.

He couldn’t feel anything.

***

Corporal Millar shared a hut in the gardens with someone – the second bed was made tidily, and a neat little stack of kit at its foot proclaimed an occupant.    The hut was small, decorated, had a wooden roof and walls, and lots of fresh air.

Millar had a sorry look to him.  His left foot was swathed in bandages, just like Sergeant Cassidy’s, and for a moment while they stared at each other, Millar was as still and expressionless as a porcelain doll.

‘I’ve brought Sergeant Cassidy to visit you, Corporal,’ the VAD said in a cheery voice.  ‘He doesn’t say much – quiet sort of a chap – but he’s an excellent listener.  I’ll come back for him later – he mustn’t be out too long, this is his first day up.’

It was nice to be out in the fresh air, to have company who would talk to him. Oh, the VADs tried, but they were so efficient, so stiff in their starched uniforms and regimented smiles.  And when he didn’t answer, they tended not to try to start a conversation again, not beyond the niceties.

But Millar was different.  He looked at Michael for a few minutes and lit a cigarette.

‘Where did you serve, then? What regiment?  We were at Vimy, so they told us… Can you trust them, though?  I mean, really? I don’t like to say it, but…’ he lowered his voice.  ‘Saw so many good men lost, you have to wonder why…  No, no don’t listen to me; it’s just tiredness talking.    Wounded in the foot, like me?  Gun go off when you were cleaning it? Happens.  You can’t be too careful with guns.’

Later, another VAD – still not Lady Maude – carried Michael off to the house and sat him down beside Tommy and Jock.

He wondered about their soldier, in the bathchair, if he’d fought at Vimy, maybe, if you could trust them.

The days rolled on.  One morning, he discovered his foot had healed, but that he couldn’t wear his smart peaked cap because his head was swathed in bandages.  But the VADs (Angels, they looked like angels, beautiful, tired, stiff-starched angels), they took him to a hut where a chap had a gunshot wound to the head, and Michael thought himself lucky; this fellow had a dressing over his eye, too, and talked about how he’d never again be able to tell when he’d had enough beer to drink – he wouldn’t be seeing double in future.

Michael’s head got better, he wore his peaked cap once more, but then his left arm had something unfortunate happen to it, and he went to a hut where Private Saunders (gunshot wound, left forearm) was wearing a black sling, and he sat down with him and waited to hear the story of how it had happened.

And it rained and the sun shone and he spent time indoors and time outside, and then he somehow lost track and everything went dark…

***

And time passed.

The darkness lifted, just a little and he heard a voice. 

‘Oh, here you are!’  The VAD smiled at him and reached out to touch his dark curls, stroke his face.  He lay staring, broken.  An angel. That’s what she looked like, an angel. He couldn’t remember the last time someone had spoken to him, couldn’t remember anything since the darkness.  There had been something about a VAD,  a lady who left everything refined behind her to volunteer with the soldiers, to nurse them and mop up after them and restrain them while they screamed and raged… and recovered and went away to be shot at again…

Lady Maude.  How could he have forgotten?  He had never really stopped looking for her.

Tender, gentle hands.  Hands with rough, reddened skin and short, broken nails.  Hands that smelled of carbolic.

‘Oh, my dear friend, oh, Sergeant, what happened to you?’

He didn’t know.  He didn’t remember.  All those years, the soldiers, the VADs, the different injuries…   The bandages, the cigarettes.  Guest of honour at the Christmas Entertainment, watching Tommy and Jock ride in a staff car… his friend Corporal Millar (gunshot wound, left foot, self-inflicted he had confessed to Michael one long day of rain when nobody else could hear).  Accidental discharge of weapon, it said on the report; the Captain had been kind that day.

So they had sat, Millar and Cassidy, and Millar had looked into Michael’s dark eyes and whispered, ‘I bet it was like that for you, too, wasn’t it, old chum?’ and Michael had said nothing, which was as good as a yes to Millar, who leaned forward, full of emotion in the eyes, and shook his hand.

‘You’re a good fellow, Cassidy.  I’ll be all right now.  You’ll see.’

And that was how it had been; Michael bore their injuries – left foot, gunshot to the head, compound fracture, right femur – and they saw his bandages echo their own, and they got better.  And he – he suffered.  Without feeling their pain, still he carried it, carried it into the long darkness of the post-war peace, the strangeness of later, the attic where something fell and crushed him, really broke him, shattering his limbs...

And then the forever night…

‘Don’t you know me, Michael?’ The soft voice brought him back.  She reached out to take his hand, and suddenly he was flooded with warmth and heat, and colour flew around him, and he felt the frisson of her hand, the pressure of her touch and he realised who she was, and he was, and he felt his face smile, he blinked his dark, still, unblinking eyes.

‘Lady Maude,’ he said, finding a voice at last, words, at last.  ‘You’re my Lady Maude.’

Her smile widened and she nodded and he understood, finally, why he had never found her before; he had been looking in the wrong place, in the face of each VAD.  But, just as he was not only Sergeant Michael Cassidy, porcelain doll and hospital mascot, but was every injured soldier whose bandages he had ever mimicked, so he saw that Lady Maude wasn’t just any VAD; she was every VAD ever, and she had come back for him.

‘Come along.  It’s time to go home, young man.’

She took his hands and she tugged him up out of his broken body, out of his darkness and he stood tall and renewed and strong at her side, and he slipped his arm around her shoulders, smiling down as she smiled up, and together they left the darkness and the ghosts of all the VADs and the broken body of a porcelain mascot doll in sergeant’s uniform, and together they went into the light.

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction.  Any names or places used are either fictitious or are used fictitiously.  Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely accidental and .

Quote from ‘The VAD’ taken from the Gledhow Hall Scrapbook.

One man meant to Mo... Week Three...

I hate it. He hates it. Both of us loathe and despise the Mo of Doom.  And the really, REALLY annoying thing is that the villains who talked him into it aren't even seeing it, as he's laid up after knee surgery.

But it's for a good cause.

So here we are at Day 22.
A reminder of the start of the month:

PLEASE can I have him back...???

Half a Mo...

So the Movember Challenge is still continuing in spite of Terry's allegedly-minor knee surgery on Friday. I am pleased to note that T out-Moed his surgeon, also  participating...
Day 15, halfway through the month...

By comparison, here is Day One...

It is a wonderful thing to do, to support men's cancer and mental health charities, but I will be Glad When It's Over...

And the surgery? It seems to have gone well. Just recovery time now... 

A Week of Movember...

So, I have been taking pictures every evening since November 1st, documenting the Growth of the Moustache... I won't post every one, but here is Day One...

Time has passed... and yesterday's photo shows a week's growth...

Which I think is rather impressive to look at.

To live with, it is tickly and distracting, but it's for a worthy cause.

Next Movember update will be after another week's growth... watch this space and prepare to be impressed.

What Does November Mean to You...?

A phone conversation with my husband just now has got me thinking.

November, considering it can be such a dismal month, has so much going on.  We have Remembrance Day with all its associations.  Guy Fawkes' Night, Leeds Film Festival, the Christmas Lights going on in Leeds, and my personal favourite...

National Novel Writing Month.

I've taken part in NaNoWriMo since 2006, and have 'won' every year.  The aim is to encourage people to write a first-draft novel of 50,000 words during the month of Novemeber; that's a daily average of just under 1700 words.  There's a website full of help and support and everything you need, except the actual words themselves. That's down to you.

Anyone can do it, anyone can take part.  And the sense of achievement when you hit that 50K goal is immense.  This year will be quite challenging for me - I have ongoing projects, carer duties, my OH scheduled for surgery mid-month... but I'll still have a go.  This year I want to write about belonging, family, what it's like to be apart from everyone you care for for what feels like forever... and then finding them again.

There are just one or two other November things - Children in Need, of course - and Movember.

Yes.  Men everywhere are growing moustaches for charity and to heighten awareness.

And everyone in Terry's office has pledged £5 if he will take part.

I am not impressed...

Will let you know what happens.

AFan Fiction... and Promises, Promises....

Well, I've been chatting to a fellow-blogger about updating regularly.

I do miss my weekly story-posting, but I realised a few months ago I was running out of stories.  And while it is quite possible to produce several good-quality short stories in a week, it's less so when there are other projects.

I've made no secret of the fact that I've started to write fan fiction.  For those of you who don't know what that is, simply put, it is stories written about existing characters from books, tv series, movies etc and/or sometimes real persons.  Those of us who do this always acknowledge we are not going to earn any money from these ventures, that someone else created them and we're just borrowing their imaginary friends to play with.

I should have said, to write fan fiction AGAIN. Apart from one or two poems, fan fiction is where I got my first publishing breaks, back in the 1980s when there was not internet.  I earned no money, of course.  Just contributor's copies and the sense that people were reading me. Even in the US.

It is so different now.

I post on three different websites, and one of them breaks down the statistics to show in how many countries that particular work is being read.  At the latest count, my somewhat-epic work in progress is being read in...  36 countries, as far afield as Iceland and new Zealand, Peru and Bosnia Herzegovina...

What's also different is there are no editors to accept or reject the stories on merit. So there is quite a mixed range of abilities out there.  But people can always stop reading if they don't like a work.

The thing to watch is the content.  Some stories have all manner of sex and violence and unpleasantness.  A responsible writer will tag the story so there are lots of warnings.  But sometimes, even with the tags,  you can be a bit shocked.  Stories can get pulled if they're excessive, apparently, but much gets through that is rather tawdry.

Not me, of course. I write slash for my sins, mostly M/M (which just means two males together). partly to improve how I write any adult content, partly because it's a good way to attract readers :) and partly for the sheer challenge of it.

But the purpose of this post isn't to simply point you at my fan fiction - indeed, I'm going to post a story here in a few minutes... but to share some Good News.

There's a monthly contest for fan fiction writers, specifically for Lord of the Rings, and even more specifically, for two of the characters.  The rules are strict: no Mary Sues, no slash, and content must be suitable for all ages. And it must feature one of the two characters in some way.

September's challenge was based around the theme of 'Weather' and I am pleased to say that out of a very strong field, I was joint first with my story, 'Mightier Than the Sword'.  I wrote it with a certain song running through my head, the title turned into a Mondegrine... and so came about the character of Baldy Horse; a response to the morphing of America's 'Horse with no Name'...

So here's the story, after all that...  Perfectly clean and decent and not a whiff of naughtiness in sight...

As previously stated, this is a work of fiction and a tribute to the Lord of the rings.  I hold no copyright and acknowledge I hold the rights only to my story and my interpretations.  I will earn no money from this tale.

Mightier Than the Sword

It had felt good to be out of the rain, at first.

A long, cold drizzle had sat over him and his horse all the way down through North Ithilien.  It had eased for a while as he passed through South Ithilien, keeping to the fringes of the Ephel Duath, eased enough for him to feel merely damp, rather than soaked through, and even though it was allegedly summer, the looming darkness had made strange the seasons, so what should have been a pleasant enough shower was become this constant, permeating, miserable mizzle.

Brought up in Rivendell amongst the elves, and then riding out far and wide with the Rangers of the north, he had learned to be hardy early on.  But that didn’t mean he had to like the sensation of cold, wet rain rivuletting its way down the back of his neck, dripping off his nose and running into his eyes.

He’d felt more sorry for his horse, though.

It had come to him as a refugee, found in the wilds of the mountains, its rider dead and its mane singed and scorched so that the only thing to do, once he’d got it home, was to cut the damaged strands out, so now he was riding on a mount with a bald patch on its neck and practically no mane and so it, too had suffered in the wet.

As persistent as the precipitation had been, he woke from his brief, snatched rest one twilight to find the rain had stopped and the wind had changed, and next day he had ridden on southwards (always southwards) with renewed hope for better weather.

It was, in truth, the only thing he felt he could be hopeful for; his quest had seemed more than usually pointless of late.

How many years had it been, now? Fifteen, sixteen…?

Longer than that; bordering on eighteen.

Almost two decades spent in the sporadic search for this sad and despicable creature.

Years which could have been put to much better use…

He would be further south, soon, than he had ever been, and he wondered at it, for the creature was not known for its love of the sunlight or the heat; in that he supposed the wet and dismal weather had played its part. Certainly something had turned it away from its path back north, something had led it here, slinking along in the dead of night, shunning even the moon.

The last sighting he’d had of the creature had been more than a month ago, a hiss and a slither and a glimpse of a pale, slimy foot on the edge of Dagorlad. Then three weeks of rain and mud and mire and mizzle, as if the very skies were collaborating with Gollum to conceal his tracks.

Even so, his keen eyes and Ranger-honed perceptions had made it possible for him to ride from guess to clue to hint to the occasional piece of evidence which was enough to keep him on the trail.

And then the rain had stopped, and his clothes had dried, and his horse had dried, its hide pungent as it did so, and he had continued riding south.

*

‘Harondor, a debatable and detestable land’, some maps said.  The more honest, the more circumspect, at least.  But most of the maps Aragorn had seen called the region ‘South Gondor’.  While the ownership of the land was in dispute, one thing wasn’t; it truly was detestable.

He had been riding through it for almost a week and, as he’d already thought to himself, it had been nice, at first, to be out of the rain.

To begin with he was fascinated by all the life – so much of it was new to him, or variations on the theme of the northern lands he knew so well. Plants and birds, their colours brighter, scents sweeter, calls louder and more musical all around.  But the lands had changed from grey and hard to green and then to sere in a matter of days and  beneath the hooves of his poor baldy horse, the earth became dust, became sand and the mountains softened into hills. Circlets of habitation crowned their tops, the dwelling places of villagers arranged in rings to look out over the undulating sandscape.

The sky was empty of everything except the burnished blue of its heat, the white glare of a strange, intense sun.

The birds had gone.  The plants diminished, reduced to dry, brittle shards and the occasional hardy, spiky shrub, but everywhere there was sound. The buzz of insects, the hush of drifting sand, the murmur of the environment.  At night the air was dry, and cold, laying its freezing fingers on his leather coat and frosting all the way through to his skin. How could it be, blistering heat in the day and this sand-frost at night? The tink, pink of stones protesting as they cooled was a constant song in the darkness.

How could Gollum, clad only in rags around his waist, tolerate these extremes of temperature?

That was easily answered, of course; his long, long association with a ring of power.

Presently Aragorn was tracking, not following, not even wanting to catch up with his quarry. Second-nature to him; he had spent long, hard years in the wilderness doing something like this every day to survive, to protect others.  So he believed he was about three or four days behind Gollum but without any clear idea what the creature was doing this far south.

He sighed and stretched and lit a pipe of weed.

One thing about these vast, empty plains of sand.  It gave him a chance to reflect, to remember, to concentrate on who he really was.

It was too easy, amongst other people, to forget.  He had been brought up in Rivendell as Estel, a human amongst elves and half-elves, and then one day Elrond, to whom he had looked as a father, took him aside and told him who he really was: Aragorn, son of Arathorn, Isildur’s heir…

Quite a lot to take in, all told.  Strider, they called him in the wild lands around Rivendell and out towards Bree, and other names less pleasant.  He had ridden in Gondor under an assumed name, with the Rohirrim of Rohan under another.

But here… here, in the cold, dark night of the desert, here he knew himself at last, he found his own integrity, identity in the purity of the chase.

*

He had been three days in the hard desert when he decided to temporarily abandon the search.  There had been no trace of Gollum for days now, and he began to think the creature had not been able to abide the harsh conditions after all. Gollum was devious, but not stupid; the deserts of the south would be as deadly for him as they could be for Aragorn.  And it would never have survived so long, had it lacked intelligence. Yet to come thus far suggested the creature had been trying to lead him to his death in the desert.

That being so, there was no point his struggling out here and suffering, or making poor Baldy Horse suffer, and so he headed east now towards the road and the high hills with their ringed villages.  Disputed territory or not, there were people here, and they spoke a strange, wild tongue, a rough language as harsh as their environment. A few, a scant few, had Westron, and Aragorn inserted himself amongst the people gently and politely and after he had listened for a few hours, he knew the speech, or at least knew one like enough to it, and when he ventured a greeting or two in the dusty market place, he was answered with curiosity, yes, but his tale – of being a traveller long gone from the lands – was accepted with no more than a nod and a shrug.

The place, he discovered, was called Market Town, and it was just south of Main Town… several villages north, and south, were connected to Market Town by means of the Narrow Road, which had the advantage of not being the Desert Road.  The people of the region kept open the Narrow Road for travellers, he heard, but the Desert Road two days to the east was warded and tended by the southern races.

‘And some say we should ally with them,’ he heard.  ‘But most say not.  Most say Gondor will remember us, one day, and we should be true until then. That is what our Leaderess wants, and we follow her.’

This last was said almost belligerently as they looked him over, as if they expected him to argue, and he wondered if his appearance was to blame; he had often returned to Rivendell to be accused of looking more like a wild man than the heir to the throne of Gondor, and while his clothes were good, they were shabby with travel stains.

Still, what they said interested him deeply; if he were to beat the odds and claim his title, this little settlement, the smatter of dry, dusty villages with their dry, dusty villagers would be his to bring under his care one day, perhaps.  It might be worth finding out a little more about them.  Aside from their somewhat unimaginative way of naming their settlements, their unlovely language, the dust all over them, their insistent support of their Leaderess (again, an unimaginative, ugly title), they were honest in their dealings with him, seemed to be kind to their children and animals, more than one asking what had happened to Baldy Horse that he had lost his mane. Another point in their favour – the local inns served a wickedly good ale to cut through all that dry air.

He bought provisions at Market Town, intrigued by some of the foodstuffs on display. One stall had a strange fruit on offer; it had a tough, hard rind but once cut open, he was told, it opened out to the sweetest flesh within.  It was expensive – not prohibitively so for him, but he had the sense that if he bought it he would bring suspicion down on himself for looking like a vagabond but carrying wealth enough to squander on a taste of unfamiliar fruit, one of which alone cost more than a bushel of apples. He made his face look crestfallen at the price, and moved on.

Once he’d uncovered all the wonders of Market Town (its market, two inns, and public water pump and horse trough), he headed north for Main Town a half day on.  It, too, had its market, a smaller affair in the centre of the town. It did, however, boast two municipal buildings – the palace and the council chambers, which made it the closest thing to a capitol the region had.  Street talk suggested there was a low-key power struggle going on, one that had been rumbling for a while now, with the Leaderess being encouraged to let her brother take over the strains of leadership, she being young and yet already widowed. There was some vote or other coming up in the next few days, and many people were travelling to Main Town to be there to hear the result of it. 

The extra crowds would no doubt provide cover for his investigations, but now he was back amongst people he was obscurely eager to escape them again.  Once Baldy Horse had been watered and fed and rested, he set off again on the Narrow Road north.

Just out of the town there was a bridge that crossed a winding, empty hollow that twined and twisted across the land, the very bottoms of it holding occasional traces of green, the rest of it a mosaic of cracked mud; a river bed, haunted by the hope of resurrection. Perhaps this land had a rainy season, perhaps the hills acted as a watershed for the wet coming in from the far western sea.  But there was so much land to cross first, he feared any rainfall would be rare.

Yet there must be some; the little towns and villages were established settlements, and though water was expensive, there were crops growing in little cultivated fields.

Northwards he went, passing by the Low Inn  and its village, although the landlord called out to him that a storm was coming, he might not make it to High Village before it hit and best be under shelter by then.

Aragorn thanked him, but the inn already looked crowded and he decided to press on.

The road narrowed further and rose swiftly through the desiccated landscape, winding around the hill.  At one turn he caught a glimpse of another rider on the trail – no, a pair of riders, one – he presumed it to be a woman – swathed in a long riding cloak with her hair covered by the hood, and the other dressed differently to local style… in fact, the man’s clothes and bearing on his horse marked him out to Aragorn as a man of Rohan, perhaps even one of the Rohirrim.

The pair was some way ahead, too far for him to comfortably ride up and offer greetings and companionship on the road, as seemed to be the way with travellers here.  The two appeared to be moving more quickly than he in any case – Baldy Horse was a very long way from home, further even than a rider of Rohan, and Aragorn was loath to hurry him unless he had to – so he assumed they would get to the inn at the top of the pass first. He could introduce himself there, amongst the other company.

Yet it struck him as odd, he who had long ago learned to notice such things, that while all the world was heading to Main Town and the vote, these two, like him, were heading away from it. No mystery if the lady was of Rohan too, of course… but her cloak was of the local style.

Well, while he liked a good puzzle, it wasn’t his puzzle and he had a mystery of his own to solve… where had that wretched Gollum disappeared to?

This would be better country for the creature to travel across than the wastes of the desert; cover, shelter, some vegetation meaning some water and prey… many years of watching had given Aragorn an uncomfortable insight into what constituted prey for Gollum… so he had better watch his back and sharpen his senses and listen out for any rumour that could lead him back to the trail.

At the next turn of the track he saw the woman ahead turn on her horse and look back; he must be spotted now, although he didn’t acknowledge being seen. She had turned again and leaned to her travelling companion with such apparent urgency that he could only assume she was worried about being followed.

On more open ground he would have hailed them and let his goodwill be known. But the narrowness of the trail and roughness of the terrain meant an open approach might not be possible, and if the lady were worried, and her escort was a Rohir, it would be foolish indeed to attempt it; drawn swords would be probable and drawn blood possible before any explanation could be given.

So Aragorn kept to his pace and rode on.

Another turn ahead, and the couple were out of sight. He assumed they had ridden on in haste, and thought no more of it until, a little way ahead, he saw the tracks of their horses divert from the main scuffle of prints to the left; the two had turned off the trail heading into the thick scrub… perhaps they were following a track they knew. Or were getting out of sight of him.  Or maybe were planning an ambush, although they seemed unlikely candidates for such villainy.

But for the next few miles he watched his back, just in case.

*

Overhead, the sky began to lose its depth of blue and began to take on a strange green tint which did not bode well.  Remembering the innkeeper’s storm-warning, Aragorn urged Baldy Horse to a slightly more eager walk and pressed on up the trail, thoughts of Gollum and ambush not forgotten, but pushed aside as being of less importance at the moment.

An hour on, the sky had become purple and green and he saw the scatter of houses ahead with relief. The inn was easily located and he handed over his reins to a very small boy who looked at him and Baldy Horse with some disgust.

‘My horse is a hero,’ Aragorn said in Westron, repeating it in what passed for the local dialect when there was no sense of understanding from the child. ‘He tried to save his rider from the flames but he was burned.’

‘A good horse, then. I will tend him well, master.’

‘See that you do. Rub him down properly, have a care for his neck.’

Inside, the inn looked clean enough.  It being late afternoon, only a few locals were sitting over ale and talking, mostly old men minding their own business and putting their world to rights from the comfort of their corner.  It would do for a night, somewhere to ride out the promised storm.  He secured a room and ordered food, taking a tankard of ale outside to sit and watch the skies.

‘Not an hour and the storm falls, master,’ the innkeeper told him in Westron.  ‘You are well come.’

He found a bench near the door, stretched out his long legs and crossed his ankles, sighing as he buried himself in the froth of the ale. Ah, yes.  That was what a man needed after a long, dusty ride…

He sat back and relaxed, noting, but not paying attention to, the group of three men playing dice at the table near the door. They looked better dressed than the majority of locals, and held growled conversations he could almost, but not quite, hear.

A little breeze arrived, picking up bits of dried leaf and litter and swirling them around in tiny little dust-devils. He drained his tankard as he watched the play of the dust in the heat and waved his mug, hoping a passing pot-boy would save him from having to go back inside just yet.

But it was the little horse-boy who arrived to take his tankard.

‘Are you pot-boy, too?’

‘I am all work needs doing, I do it, master. Another?’

‘Yes, another.’

*

When it happened, it did so very quickly.  The boy appeared with his ale, and refills for the other table, at the same time that the couple he’d passed on the trail rode in. The man – wearing the uniform, but not the armour of the Rohirrim – swung down from the saddle and shouted for attention before helping the woman dismount. Her hood fell back, and the pot-and-horse-boy stared, gaped, lost all idea of where his feet were going, and would have stumbled over Aragorn’s legs and pitched the ale all over the table had he not reached out to steady him. The ale lurched in the tankards and slopped over the tops, but the lad was spared a fall, at least.

‘Easy, my friend! She is very pretty, yes, but worth falling for?’ Aragorn said easily, then noticed the men whose ale had almost spilled.

Two had risen from their seats and, fists clenched, looked ready to murder the poor pot-boy.

‘My fault,’ Aragorn said in Westron, making placating gestures with his hands.  ‘Let me make amends.’

He took the tankards from the boy’s unresisting hands and set three down on the table for the men, took his own, and gently pushed the lad towards the newcomers.

‘There is a fine pair of horses for you to settle.  Go, I will make all right.’

The woman was watching him as if not sure whether he was rescue or danger, so he stood aside until the horses were led away and her escort was free to lead her into the inn before himself following.

The innkeeper was bowing to the new arrivals, particularly the woman, as if she was someone very important and it was a moment before Aragorn found himself able to get the man’s attention.

‘My fault,’ he began. ‘But I made your pot-boy spill the ale… three more, I will pay, for the men outside…’

The men outside were now suddenly inside and took up places at a table near the door. The woman stared at them, her eyes wide, and the man of Rohan shifted his coat so that his sword could be seen at his side.

‘Ah, it is a silly boy, a most stupid boy! I am sorry, master…’

‘It was not his fault,’ Aragorn insisted. 

‘He is a good boy with horses. His mother is dead of the fire-lung and his aunt and uncle struggling to keep him. He works a week here then lives a week with them.’

‘It is a harsh land.’

‘True.  But we love it.  It is our land.’

Aragorn paid for more ale and was relieved when the men accepted them with no more than a scowl. The fact was, they had done well; only a little ale had been lost from each and now these had been bought for them.  To have protested further would have been ill-mannered, churlish, and so they subsided.

From somewhere behind the bar a maidservant appeared and dipped a curtsey to the woman who followed her up the stars. The eyes of the three men and the Rider of Rohan all followed her out of the room, the tensions in the room building, palpable.

The boy came in, faltered when he saw the men, and hurried to the innkeeper who shook his head at the lad’s fearful expression.

‘Are all the horses settled?’

‘Aye, and they are.’

‘Good. Go up and help the girl with the shutters to the guest rooms.’ The innkeeper turned to address the room. ‘The storm is nigh. If you have homes to go to, now is the time. Or shelter here with us.’

He repeated the message again in slightly poor Westron, but the message was clear, and equally clear was the fact that nobody seemed to want to brave the elements. From the lack of surprise from the elders in the corner, it wasn’t exactly a rare event.

‘Do storms come often?’ Aragorn asked.

‘Aye, can be two or three a week in the season. Then none until after the rains.  This is early for them, second this month. Will be more, soon.’ He slapped his hand to his head.  ‘You asked for food and I have the girl doing the shutters! Master, I am a fool…’

‘I can wait for food.  Make the house safe first.’

Still, the food did arrive soon, and not long after it, the man of Rohan saw fit to join him at his table.

Aragorn looked at him, hiding his surprise, and lifted his tankard.

‘Westu hal!’ he said, and was rewarded by a look of astonishment.

He continued in the language of Rohan, a sonorous, rolling tongue that had come easy to him when he first learned it and which had stayed with him since.

‘I have travelled in your lands and have even ridden amongst the Rohirrim, once. You are far from home.’

‘As are you, it would seem. I am Frambold of the West March.’

‘They call me Strider. My home is indeed far from here. I dwell in the House of Elrond of Rivendell.’

‘On the road earlier.  My lady thought you were following her. She meant no offence by her caution.’

‘Has she reason to fear she is followed, Frambold West-March?’

‘Yes. I cannot say more without her consent, but you are not our enemy, I think. You were kind to the pot-boy, she remarked on it.’

‘There is enough of unkindness, these days, without adding to it.  The boy was busy staring at the lady and lost his balance. I think he is a little young to have such interest…’

‘So you do not know who she is?’

Aragorn shook his head.

‘I can tell you this much at least, since all here know it. The reason the boy was staring – that we feared someone was following – she is their Leaderess.’

Aragorn turned his attention to the plate in front of him, picking at the bread and cheese and meat.

‘Those three men… the ones who were outside… they are most interested in our conversation. And your lady is on her way down the stairs.’

‘They do not know my tongue, only a smattering of the common words and their own.’

Frambold got to his feet at once and went to where the woman was hesitating at the foot of the stairs. They exchanged a few words, her face anxious, but then nodded and gestured and sat down at her table. One of the old men from the corner table got to his feet and shuffled over to stop a few feet away and bow before saying something to her in the rough, harsh tongue. Her reply was gracious and, with a look almost of bravado at the table with the three men, invited him to sit. In turn, with much hat-wringing, he gestured the woman to go with him to the corner table and join his cronies. A genteel nod of the head and she accepted the invitation, rising to her feet and allowing Frambold to take her across. On the way she talked to him in rapid, low Rohirric, and Aragorn raised an eyebrow, hearing her so fluent in the tongue.

Frambold came back to him.

‘I may tell you all and hope we may trust you, she says…’

He broke off as with a bang and a clatter, the heavy wooden shutters were slammed closed and fastened against the oncoming storm. The inn grew dark, darker, darkest as each window in turn was covered. The maidservant passed through, setting lamps on the tables, giving a golden, sporadic glow to the room that didn’t disperse the gloom of the corners.  The landlord bustled through the main room and barred and bolted the outer door.

Finally, lowering his voice, the Rohir continued.

 ‘She is in fear of her life and I am the only help she has. I, and the goodwill of her people.’ 

‘Is she in danger here?’ Aragorn asked.

‘No, not here in this inn, not tonight.  It is to be hoped the presence of the elders will protect her tonight.  But… I think her story is a sad story. My cousin and her husband were friends, this is how I came to be a part of the tale. Her husband is dead. She is alone, but for her brother and he believes he knows better than she how to run things…’

Frambold paused to beckon the innkeeper.

‘Ale, food, please,’ he said in adequate Westron. ‘And for herself, same.’

‘In Main Town, I heard they were having a vote soon… four days, I think they said?’

‘Yes.  That’s one reason she’s here. She… her life has been threatened if she refuses to ally with the southern folks. She wrote to my uncle, and he sent me to bring her to Rohan where there is a safe home for her. The lady does not want to leave, but she can see no way out of this, except to die.’

‘And those three?’

‘Supporters of her brother, here to see she leaves the country before the vote. If she returns to Main Town and the vote goes through, she will be killed.’

Aragorn exhaled heavily.

‘Can nothing be done?’

‘I do not know the land, its politics.  We have no time for such things in Rohan.  I am sent to bring her safe away, and she does not want to go.’ He glanced across to where the woman was nodding at something one of the old men was saying.  ‘She will want to leave even less after this.’

‘But you will do your task?’

‘I find… I find I will do what she bids me.  If that is to ride back to the town with her, then I shall do it.’

Outside, the wind shuddered suddenly against the walls of the inn. It moaned like a haunting and all the candles danced in the lanterns.

‘There has to be another course of action.  Let me think.’

Frambold stared at him.

‘Why? Why does it matter to you?’

Aragorn shrugged. After all, he could hardly say, one day, I may be High King of Gondor and, yes, then I will remember all the little places that called for their King to help them when the Steward forgot.

‘She was glad that I was kind to the pot-boy.  That sounds like the sort of leader we need in these times.’

‘You think there is trouble coming?’

‘Undoubtedly. And the darkness to the east will be looking for allies to the south… these southern peoples, I hear little good of them.’

The wind gibbered and the shutters rattled and Frambold’s food arrived.  He ate in silence, trying to ignore the eyes on him from the three men.

‘I do not know why they are so watchful.  It is not as if we can leave in the night.’

‘What would they do, I wonder, if they thought you and the lady had made a run for it?  Would they let you go and trust to the storm to ensnare you? Or chase after with murderous intent and let the desert hide the bodies?’

‘They could try! They are villains and bullies, used to using their swagger and loudness to oppress. I have fought with the Rohirrim, and I am a match for any!’

‘I have my own errand I have already deferred.  Still, I would come with you back to town, if it would help. I have sword and knife and bow. But I have something far more deadly than any of those…’

‘And what might that be?’

‘I have a pen.’

A hiss as of a thousand angry snakes as the swirling winds lifted the desert and cast it against the inn.

‘What do you mean, you have a pen?’

‘Consider. She is the leader, she controls the country.  What if… what if letters of intent were lodged in all the centres of learning and justice in Middle-Earth? What if your lady there wrote to the Steward in Gondor, to Elrond in Rivendell, to Théoden King? Even to Prince Imrahil of Dol Amroth? What if she said she utterly rejects the notion of alliance with the south and that, in the event of her death, she cedes ownership of her territories in their entirety to Gondor’s rule?  What if she said, in the letter, that she has reason to fear for her… health, and that if she goes missing for more than a month, then her death is to be assumed and her lands ceded? What effect would that have on her safety?’

The storm battered and blasted and brayed against the inn.  Frambold thought, and after he had considered the matter for a few minutes, he began to smile.

‘It would do no good to her brother then to have her dead, would it?’ the Rohir said. ‘But who could write such a letter?’

‘I told you before.’ Aragorn’s smile was wickedly bright.  ‘I have a pen.’

While the storm raged and the desert tried to gust and howl its way into the inn, Aragorn drafted the letter.

Frambold left him to work and joined the woman in the corner with the old men. He spoke softly in Rohirric to her and she queried, questioned as if she did not quite grasp… but then it seemed she had it at last, for she looked across at Aragorn and quickly away again before her brother’s men could notice.

Suddenly Frambold raised his voice in song, but after one refrain of the ‘Song of the Sons of the Wold’, he fitted his own words to the ancient tune, words just for Aragorn’s understanding.

‘After talking to these good men

She refuses to leave them to her brother

So she bids you, write

And leave space for this: Three men to sign

Three old men who support her still

And that will make it right

And where she too can fix her name

For this she gives her thanks…’

Aragorn smiled and wrote the document in Sindarin, in Rohirric, in the language of Gondor and in Westron.  He left space for the woman to copy the words in her own dialect, and he made six copies, and the evening drew on and became night. 

Two of the three men retired upstairs and the last sat, nodding and starting up when the wind yowled particularly loudly and pelted an especially large load of sand at the shutters.

Thus Aragorn was able to pass the documents to Frambold to take to the woman to complete, for her old men to sign and to bring back to him, all unseen.

‘I will take to Rohan,’ Frambold said.  ‘It is my home.’

‘But if they learn of this, they will expect that. They will not expect me to carry the message. I am riding North, I can be in Gondor in less than a week.  Your friend should keep a copy for herself and lodge one with her council. She should announce ahead of the vote that she has done this.’ Aragorn glanced up into Frambold’s eyes.  ‘You should take a personal message to your uncle from her, explaining why she chooses to stay. It should be in my hand, for I think they have noticed I have been writing… I will see your king hears the will of this woman.’

The storm eased around midnight, and the man still nodded and drifted. Aragorn took the finished, signed messages and slid them into the side of his boot, but shook his head when Frambold suggested he come over and speak to the woman.

‘No, it is better if she is not seen with me. Then she can deny all knowledge of me, should she need to.’

Aragorn got up to take the empties back to the bar. The innkeeper, dozing in a chair, woke with a jump.

‘You have a bed, good master.  Will you not go to it?’

‘I do not think any of us will, not while the storm is on us. Is it over, now?’

‘No. We are under its still heart. It will wake again, soon.’

‘Do you have in the village, a magister or such? Good men of the place, honoured citizens?’

‘Aye, we have many good souls here!’ The innkeeper sounded ready to be affronted.

‘Peace, good friend. The lady in the corner, you know her?’

‘I do indeed. She honours us here.’

‘Then have the village honour her. Have some, or all, escort her, not simply down the hill but all the way home. Do you understand?’ Aragorn glanced at the sleeping watchman.  ‘All the way home. She has to be there for the vote.’

‘I understand you. Now will you please go to your bed?’

The storm riffled the shutters lightly, then hurtled against the inn; the eye of the storm had passed over.

‘I do not think there would be much point.’

Morning came unheeded, for the storm still ranted around the inn and it was late before the winds abated enough for the landlord to risk opening the smallest of the windows to glimpse out.  A strange, dim light drifted in, causing the woman to stir where she had fallen asleep on the settle, a folded jacket from one of her elderly admirers under her head and her cloak over her. Frambold slept, too, trusting Aragorn to keep guard over the watchman.  

Now Aragorn stretched and went to look out on the day.  The sky was heavy, orange, full of the swirl of dust and sand.

‘It will be over by noon. Then we will have to dig out the pass.’ The landlord shrugged. ‘There will be no journeys today except about the village.’

The woman was not left alone. One of the old men went back to his house, and within a very short while was replaced by a dozen more, come to see the lady. And so it went, through the day. One group would arrive, another leave, and the three men watched with frowns and scowls as she was surrounded with well-wishers.

*

That night, Aragorn slept in the bed in his room, but he kept his boots on and his knife under his pillow, and in the morning he rose early to news that the woman had risen earlier, and had gone, with half the population walking with her down to Low Village. He settled his bill and ruffled the horse-boy’s hair with a smile and rode off down towards Foothills, the village to the north of the hills.

The air was sultry now, the sky purple and ominous, but he reached his next inn safely, just before another sandstorm hit. He hoped Frambold and the woman had made it to shelter, that the vote would go ahead and that her announcement would buy her a little more time.

A three-day detour took him to Gondor and he delivered the first two letters with relief, one to the Steward and one to send on to Dol Amroth and Prince Imrahil, then headed back towards Osgiliath and northwards.

On the edges of the Dead Marshes, he spotted his original quarry, the creature Gollum hissing and gloating as he fished for his supper. In a heartbeat Aragorn had him, a vicious, wriggling, biting, kicking, strangling armful of teeth and death… it took far too long to subdue and bind the creature, and but for Baldy Horse hauling back and kneecapping Gollum with a neatly-judged hoof, the struggle would have taken even longer.

At the end of it he was exhausted.

Exhausted, but victorious.

Gollum looked at him with malevolent eyes, not understanding why the man, bleeding and bitten and bruised, had thrown his head back and was laughing and laughing and laughing…

It had begun to rain again.